Will Rogers Quotes

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. ~Will Rogers - Gossip
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ~Will Rogers - Cinema
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. ~Will Rogers - Memory
Lord, let me live until I die. ~Will Rogers - Famous Last Words
I never met a man I didn't like. ~Will Rogers - Affection
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. ~Will Rogers - Automobiles
A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ~Will Rogers - Learning
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. ~Will Rogers - Memory
One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. ~Will Rogers - Advertising
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. ~Will Rogers - Nudity
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. ~Will Rogers - Praise
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. ~Will Rogers - Taxes and Taxation
The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. ~Will Rogers - Life and Living
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. ~Will Rogers - Taxes and Taxation
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment. ~Will Rogers - Pain
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ~Will Rogers - Government
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~Will Rogers - Heroes and Heroism
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~Will Rogers - Time and Time Management
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers - Humor
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. ~Will Rogers - Dress
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. ~Will Rogers - Praise
Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them. ~Will Rogers - Improvement
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~Will Rogers - Taxes and Taxation
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human. ~Will Rogers - Humankind
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. ~Will Rogers - Adversity
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. ~Will Rogers - Revolutions and Revolutionaries
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. ~Will Rogers - Elections
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else. ~Will Rogers - Marriage
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. ~Will Rogers - Elections
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs. ~Will Rogers - Biography
You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way. ~Will Rogers - Progress
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ''How is the president?'' ~Will Rogers - Work
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. ~Will Rogers - Liberty
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? ~Will Rogers - Stupidity
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. ~Will Rogers - Taxes and Taxation
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. ~Will Rogers - Friends and Friendship
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ~Will Rogers - Government
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. ~Will Rogers - Communism and Socialism
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. ~Will Rogers - Giving
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. ~Will Rogers - Communism and Socialism
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. ~Will Rogers - Worth
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ~Will Rogers - Gossip
Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth. ~Will Rogers - Heroes and Heroism
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s. ~Will Rogers - Economy and Economics
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. ~Will Rogers - Opinions
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. ~Will Rogers - America
All I know is just what I read in the papers. ~Will Rogers - Newspapers
The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die. ~Will Rogers - Heroes and Heroism
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. ~Will Rogers - Experts
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. ~Will Rogers - Opinions
Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. ~Will Rogers - Ignorance
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr. ~Will Rogers - Taxes and Taxation
There should be one day when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers - Congress
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ~Will Rogers - Change
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. ~Will Rogers - Truth
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. ~Will Rogers - Virtue
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. ~Will Rogers - Movies
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. ~Will Rogers - Ancestry
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? ~Will Rogers - Debt
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. ~Will Rogers - Congress
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. ~Will Rogers - Speakers and Speaking
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't go up, don't buy it. ~Will Rogers - Gambling
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs. ~Will Rogers - Autobiography
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. ~Will Rogers - Action
No party is as bad as its leaders. ~Will Rogers - Politicians and Politics
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ~Will Rogers - Congress
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. ~Will Rogers - Law Suits

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